Paper Alibis

A person who can't leave a toxic relationship and hurt themselves to make their partner love them

James: Have you heard that Tetra is in a Paper Alibis?

John: That's sad.

by 1x2x3x4 White Yo July 9, 2023

Paper Boying

The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.

Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019

Ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp

What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper

by Niall Kenneally April 1, 2021

toilet paper

What your ancestors used in sacred rituals protecting different holes of the human body which is now extinct due to the SARS2.0 global outbreak.

Son, there once was a time when humans really got their heads up their asses, buying & stocking toilet paper as if it was the cure or as if a virus was about to attack their assholes and food & water were very low down the list of survival items.

by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020

single use paper-formulated

Something that's single use and made of paper, like a MUG.

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by limeonade June 15, 2022

paper vape

Slang for a cig

Buddy let me bum a paper vape aye?

by Hellofucknigga September 24, 2023

Tashiki Paper

Basically A reference to the perforated paper that a well-known electronics supplier uses to ship their electronics. Is perfect for many different uses such as: Shipping, stress relief, interior design, and cultural rituals.

Look at all this Tashiki Paper!

Are you looking for a great accent for your living room? Try tashiki paper!
I love the way the artist used the tahsiki paper to accentuate the color of the couch.

This tashiki paper really helps the feng sui flow.

by Tashikimaster March 10, 2015