That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019
Get the The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris mug.To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.
Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014
Get the Chuck a Brandon mug.A Chuck E Cheese Interface is a Term Used to Describe a Minamalist Design that Tries to Look Edgy or Mature While Also trying to Be Exciting by Using Shades of Black and Dark Neon Colors (Almost Like a Laser Tag Arena or an Arcade from the 90s) Hence the Term Chuck E Cheese Interface
This Term is an Evolution of the Term Fisher Price Interface Where Windows 95 Users After 9/11 Hated the Windows XP Luna Theme at First Calling it a Fisher Price OS
Same Thing Happening Here But Now The Look of Modern PC Interfaces and Overal Visual Design is More of a Chuck E Cheese Design
This Term is an Evolution of the Term Fisher Price Interface Where Windows 95 Users After 9/11 Hated the Windows XP Luna Theme at First Calling it a Fisher Price OS
Same Thing Happening Here But Now The Look of Modern PC Interfaces and Overal Visual Design is More of a Chuck E Cheese Design
Examples of Brands/Products that Use the Chuck E Cheese Interface
Epic Games Store, Nearly All Trampoline Places, Pampers Ninjamas, Most Tesla Cars After 2017, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, MTV, Some Animation Memes etc
Epic Games Store, Nearly All Trampoline Places, Pampers Ninjamas, Most Tesla Cars After 2017, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, MTV, Some Animation Memes etc
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Get the Yuckle chucking mug.Athletic as shit. His entire browsing history is either the ‘Top 10 Highest Roller Coasters in the World’ or ‘Quinn Gordon’s Fasion Weekly’.
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Get the Chucks mug.The act of crying while masturbating when having online sex with a minor. Named after adult film “Chuckula’s Sexual Tears” starring infamous white supremacist pedophile Chuck Stegall.
I went downstairs and saw my roommate chucking the stegall in the living room. I immediately called the cops and he was promptly arrested for possession of CP on his laptop. I imagine he cries bigger tears in prison.
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