Michael's stepdad: oh godamnit Nathan stop licking your asshole!
Pizza slut worker 1: ah sick dude I think this guy's son is licking his own asshole
Pizza slut worker 2: really wow what a dirty little bastard
Pizza slut worker 1: ah sick dude I think this guy's son is licking his own asshole
Pizza slut worker 2: really wow what a dirty little bastard
by Haha69lol November 8, 2021
Get the Nathanmug. He has the best smile but he's got issues. He screws with your head because secretly down deep, he likes breaking up with people. But there's something interesting about him, about not knowing what he's going to do and what he's going to say. On the outside he seems like a stero-typical f-boy but he's got something different. He could be something amazing but not if he stays on the path hes on.
by Daisydoesn'tlie September 18, 2022
Get the Nate/Nathanmug. Has a massive dick
by GhoulTimid November 12, 2023
Get the Nathanmug. The most handsome, caring, funny, Beautiful, God loving man that will treat you like a princess till the end of your days. His body is forged perfect for hugs and his lips are soft and he is a very good kisser. We love Nathan Martinez
by ThatgirlinloveMisty April 7, 2024
Get the Nathan Martinezmug. by UrMomfaggot August 23, 2020
Get the Nathanmug. Nathan
A good person
Funny and silly beyond belief
THE laugh to be around is in Nathan.
His eyes are like a bullseye. Once you look, there is no turning back. Once you hit that bullseye, you’re a goner.
Nathan is a loyal best friend who sticks up for you.
Knows how to grow a beard and keep himself looking groomed and on point.
He loves football and Colorado.
He is my love.
He lifts me up in times of need and never ceases to amaze me. Nathan is a one and only.
A good person
Funny and silly beyond belief
THE laugh to be around is in Nathan.
His eyes are like a bullseye. Once you look, there is no turning back. Once you hit that bullseye, you’re a goner.
Nathan is a loyal best friend who sticks up for you.
Knows how to grow a beard and keep himself looking groomed and on point.
He loves football and Colorado.
He is my love.
He lifts me up in times of need and never ceases to amaze me. Nathan is a one and only.
Oh Nathan? He is mine, forever and always
by QueenOfHearts777 June 8, 2024
Get the Nathanmug.