Muffin Rider

One who fornicates with heavy set women.

"Matthew is a wanna be muffin rider."

by Don Juan The Flame September 9, 2009

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muffin shoes

those shoes that when wet or even when not wet, make a sound similar to as if they have muffins lining their shoes.

Damn son, Ari's shoes are so soggy, those are definitely some muffin shoes.

by the dudeee March 2, 2007

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twat muffin

someone who's lame, like carol sabina Rodriguez bolaños

yo stop being such a twat muffin

by banana🍌 June 6, 2016

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Goober Muffin

Someone who means a lot to you, but is also very silly. And no matter what they make you laugh. It's a substitute for "Silly goose"

You are such a goober muffin!

by SuckMuhhhDickkk May 23, 2010

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1. A muffin prepared with bodily fluids (i.e. semen) in repacement of many of the wet ingredients in traditional muffins. The mixture is an alternative, high protien , low fat muffin that makes for a scrumtious treat.

2. A Man who has asteticly pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first orgininated in ST.D where these men were worshipped like gods.

1. a) I made a batch of clive muffins this morning from ingredient saved from last night.
b) Clinton enjoyed a fresh batch of hs own clive muffins.

2. Mitch and Clint are a pair of clive muffins.

by M-Phresh January 2, 2008

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