Muffin Rider

One who fornicates with heavy set women.

"Matthew is a wanna be muffin rider."

by Don Juan The Flame September 09, 2009

muffin shoes

those shoes that when wet or even when not wet, make a sound similar to as if they have muffins lining their shoes.

Damn son, Ari's shoes are so soggy, those are definitely some muffin shoes.

by the dudeee March 02, 2007

twat muffin

someone who's lame, like carol sabina Rodriguez bolaños

yo stop being such a twat muffin

by banana🍌 April 18, 2016

Goober Muffin

Someone who means a lot to you, but is also very silly. And no matter what they make you laugh. It's a substitute for "Silly goose"

You are such a goober muffin!

by SuckMuhhhDickkk May 23, 2010

muffin the great

A God Of the woodlice, he shall eat the woodlice he find, then bring them back to life. These woodlice that he blesses in this unique way are all called 'Chuck' After 'Chuck'. Normally, this person can talk to pidgeons as well, therfore having ultimate and supreme control over them, making them his invincible minions.

Dude, that guy ressusitated a woodlouse!!
It's Muffin The great!!! OMG!!!

The pidgeons are busy...
Muffin the great must be near!

by Tom Jewsbury February 04, 2007

B* Muffin

also known as B*muff, the muff, the muffinator, muffin, muff, ect. One of the coolest muffins around. Generally found in the wilderness, this particular muffin is also known as the dark lord. even better than blueberry.

"its B* MUFFIN !!!!!!!!!"

by northdakota August 20, 2009

Clive Muffin

1. A muffin prepared with bodily fluids (i.e. semen) in repacement of many of the wet ingredients in traditional muffins. The mixture is an alternative, high protien , low fat muffin that makes for a scrumtious treat.

2. A Man who has asteticly pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first orgininated in ST.D where these men were worshipped like gods.

1. a) I made a batch of clive muffins this morning from ingredient saved from last night.
b) Clinton enjoyed a fresh batch of hs own clive muffins.

2. Mitch and Clint are a pair of clive muffins.

by M-Phresh December 06, 2007