march 9th

national hug day!!!

can i have a hug? it’s march 9th

by calliexxx March 09, 2022

March 18th

OMG JOHN DOE!!!!!!!! 🙉🙈🙉🙈🙉🙈

Brad: hey did u check out the John Doe game on march 18th
Me: Yea, why?
Brad: OMG U GONA BE HACKED EAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!,

by chingchenghanji January 24, 2022

March 2

Tiny top hat day

Requirements : 1 Must eat at least one piece of candy 2 Wear a smaller version of a top hat 3 Treat your self with breakfast,lunch,(etc) if you read this part than you are required to participate

Did you know that March 2 is tiny top hat day?

by The pan man October 27, 2020

March 2

This is national crush day this is the day you can take one of your crush hoodies or sweat pants and they can't say no

Girl: hey could you bring me one of your hoodies

Crush: why

Girl: it is march 2

Crush: oh ok i will glad to know you like me

by Random thoughts 009 January 04, 2022

March 2

This is the day all the cutest people were born
And all the slags are born

Friend: she’s so cute
Other friend: she’s born in March 2

by Hahahahaloser45678 May 29, 2022

march 11

international “don’t come to somebody’s house empty handed”

- my mom invited me to her house for kugel.

- noice but it’s march 11, you gotta bring mini tomatos there

by thebestdefiniotist March 11, 2021

Marching Band

Marching Band is where fat slobs or guys who are built like twigs go to blow air through metal and bitch about how hard their 10 yard sprints are. You are not an athlete, you are a performer.

Twig/Slob: Marching Band was so hard today, we had to blow air through metal for about an hour and we only got a two hour break.

by ImJustBeinHonest August 23, 2017