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Goober Muffin

Someone who means a lot to you, but is also very silly. And no matter what they make you laugh. It's a substitute for "Silly goose"
by SuckMuhhhDickkk May 23, 2010
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muffin the great

A God Of the woodlice, he shall eat the woodlice he find, then bring them back to life. These woodlice that he blesses in this unique way are all called 'Chuck' After 'Chuck'. Normally, this person can talk to pidgeons as well, therfore having ultimate and supreme control over them, making them his invincible minions.
Dude, that guy ressusitated a woodlouse!!
It's Muffin The great!!! OMG!!!

The pidgeons are busy...
Muffin the great must be near!
by Tom Jewsbury December 13, 2008
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muffin shoes

those shoes that when wet or even when not wet, make a sound similar to as if they have muffins lining their shoes.
Damn son, Ari's shoes are so soggy, those are definitely some muffin shoes.
by the dudeee March 2, 2007
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Clive Muffin

1. A muffin prepared with bodily fluids (i.e. semen) in repacement of many of the wet ingredients in traditional muffins. The mixture is an alternative, high protien , low fat muffin that makes for a scrumtious treat.

2. A Man who has asteticly pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first orgininated in ST.D where these men were worshipped like gods.
1. a) I made a batch of clive muffins this morning from ingredient saved from last night.
b) Clinton enjoyed a fresh batch of hs own clive muffins.

2. Mitch and Clint are a pair of clive muffins.
by M-Phresh January 2, 2008
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English muffin

Mark: you I got some English muffin last night after we left the bar

Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
by Mo-nica May 4, 2019
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twat muffin

someone who's lame, like carol sabina Rodriguez bolaños
yo stop being such a twat muffin
by banana🍌 June 6, 2016
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Rag a muffin

Ragged whore, Dirty Fuck doll, and a cum junkie, ect....
by Jane Dont November 24, 2010
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