licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup 

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

Licking Spokes 

Licking someone's asshole or eating someone's ass.

Friend: What took you so long in the shower?

Me: my wife got in with me and started licking spokes.

Licking Spokes by Wrecklesscbr January 20, 2015

licktrician 

A man/woman that is an top TIER in giving oral sex “head” to their partner. Head game strong as fuhh. A person who knows how to use their tongue the right way to make their partner cum like crazy.

My boyfriend is a certified licktrician...that mans got a mouth and he really knows where the right spots are to put that tongue down on it

licktrician by Foreignbeauty23 May 11, 2021

Cookie Licker

A girl or boy who "claims" one of the oposite sex as theirs by flirting with whoever could be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend.

Comes from young children who lick all the cookies so no one else can take them

"So Jennie, tell me about this Conner guy again".
"No! He's totally mine, I so claimed him!" giggled Kate.
"Jeez Kate, you're such a cookie licker".

Cookie Licker by Tyra Oakley June 4, 2010

Lip licking 

A way to sueduce a person in a very sexual way.

Karya did her moves which was lip licking to sueduce jacob.

Lip licking by Karyal. November 28, 2013

Malt Lickey 

A small Texas town outside of west Pflugerville City, TX. Most known for the world famous "Linky Burger" created by Mr.Stinky Coup. The Town consists of only 4 roads, and is not on most maps, but is a very important social area of the residents of the area.

Next to Pflugerville City, is a small town called Malt Lickey

Malt Lickey by The guy from texas August 1, 2010

hitting licks 

originally described the act of robbing liquor stores, evolved now to mean any sort of robbery or thievery.

"im hitting licks for a livin"

hitting licks by robertpaulsen June 8, 2014