Kyle

the only creature that can overcome a Karen
Karen: Get off the campus!
Kyle: QUIT YELLING AT ME! ARHGHGSD ARHAS DAHSD aREHRH! (wins agument)
by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020
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Kyle

A quirky fellow that will have a full conversation with the scammers that randomly text him. He’ll create wonderfully colorful backstories to confuse and annoy the would be scammer and then send follow up texts in the days following. Kyle’s will also refer to things that happen “the other day” even if it happened years prior. Kyle’s typically have a very normal sized yet wonderfully shaped penis that will make his partner climax several times while wailing like a banshee. If you bring a Kyle home make sure your roommates are out or you may have to share him.
Elisabeth, “ I brought a Kyle home last night and woke my neighbors”
by Hardbard April 08, 2023
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A man that looks like a middle aged dad.
"He is a Kyle" >:)
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Guy 1:Kyle what’s ur fav video game

Kyle:FoRtNiTe
by We LiKe ChEeSe May 23, 2021
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kyle is so short but he thinks hes taller than everyone
"hes such a kyle"
by rcok March 14, 2023
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Kyle is short asf and very dumb hes not funny and hes fucking adopted he has no friends and a micro penis
Girl:oh no its Kyle hes short and has a small dick

Kyle:hey ladies im gay
by ohiosigma123 December 13, 2023
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faggot,makes people feel bad for them, ugly, doesn't take shower or brush teeth, no chance with maddie, and lies out of his ass.
damn i found the worst person its like a kyle.
by Frozon Paradox September 01, 2018
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