American Rapper Song writer and entertainer CEO of the brand OHP, Born in Anchorage, Alaska but raised in Federal Way, Washington best Know for his song "Karate Shawty"
by The Professional. October 16, 2017
When you put your dick in and the girl asks, “is that it”, you say no and slowly pull out, replacing your penis with your finger that’s longer.
by Km23446 March 16, 2023
person, who plays basketball, does waites, and goes jogging by herself for a living! she eats bistek empanisado and loves Brittney Sabatier! she is interesting you should get to know her (;
Renalda E.T. Jones
by E.P.I. August 17, 2011
Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.
by J3TS2955 April 20, 2021
A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
by Keeping the Auntie status July 07, 2023
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by Keepntabz September 07, 2022