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Jake Jones

Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.
OMG look at Jake Jones he is so sexy
by J3TS2955 April 20, 2021
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g jones

generally a funny guy that is very over competitive and is it is very funny watching this person fight with a "Liam".
by muhamedddddd May 5, 2021
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Chris p Jones

by ASHLEE.J June 1, 2021
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damien jones

drummer with kult of the dead rock star
damien jones is a damned fine drummer
by tranquil_demon August 13, 2003
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elijah jones

by Malevolent cleave August 18, 2024
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Designed-Jones

1) An intentional actions that results in an unexpected positive outcome, originating from NFL quarterback Daniel Jones' occasional ability to perform unexpectedly well. 2) In philosophy, a purpose driven action that results in net good for the universe.
"I took that test thinking I would fail it; but I got an 'A'. Looks like I pulled off another designed-jones."

The humanitarian organization's efforts, though labor intensive, have proven to be a designed-jones for the local community.
by Thatwick September 26, 2024
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Michael Jones

a shitty history teacher at freedom school who's a dick. no one likes this guy.
Man I fucking hate Michael Jones' class!
friend: yeah me too!
by TheD1ddl3r December 3, 2024
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