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i want to kill myself

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I've been there, it gets better. Don't give up on yourself :)
friend1| i want to kill myself.
friend2| :(
by destruction > improvement February 3, 2020
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Should I kill myself?

No you are a beautiful amazing person and if anybody says anything different I will take advice from 13 reasons why, track them down and shove a broomstick up their ass and skate in my socks across the bloody tiled floor.
Nobody:
You: seaerches on urban dictionary "Should I kill myself?"
Me with no friends: Don't do it, I love you and if nobody gives a shit about you I do!
by Somekidinmedford August 10, 2019
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Kill it before it lays eggs

When someone says this it's a reference to an individual so stupid, annoying, etc that it should not be existing and is better off being killed before it reproduces (before it lays eggs = before it makes more of itself/ has youngsters as annoying/stupid as itself)
Guy 1: KARGJATA

Guy 2: Kill it before it lays eggs
by NIS May 10, 2013
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National Kill Yourself Day

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.
Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.
by Julia Evergreen May 28, 2018
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Gnar Kill

gnarly in the most extreem sense (Is also a band name)
that new action movie is off the gnar kill meat rack!
by Jesse Johnson September 24, 2003
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video killed the radio star

The name of the first ever music video played on MTV.
Barbara: (Back in 1981) Oh yay Video Killed the Radio Star is coming on in a few minutes!
by Jackie Dee!! August 6, 2006
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An expression that gently informs the listener that their company or commentary is not appreciated.

See also: fuck off and die
You: Hi. Nice weather, huh?
Me: Kill yourself and fuck the body!
by C. S. July 7, 2005
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