secret hairs

the hairs growing out of your dick hole.

"I have way more secret hairs than Eddy does"

by terdfuck January 31, 2009

hair turd

1) When your cat coughs up such a giant hair ball that it looks like your dog took a dump. Made even more disgusting when they do it in their food bowl with a couple blades of grass sticking out of it.

Hey Honey, one of the cats coughed up such a huge hair turd that I thought our Labrador took a crap.

by BooBoo2268 May 14, 2014

Nate hairs

the long stringy hairs that grow around ones nipples

"damn dude look at your nate hairs, you need to trim that shit"

by nathan dread March 13, 2008

mushroom hair

Mushroom hair is an awful hairstyle popular in the mid 1970's to 1984. It spawned from Vidal Sasoon hairstyles in the 1960's. Many government employees enjoyed this hairstyle. Older black women still sport this style today.

I want mushroom hair just like Tootie on "The Facts of Life."

by Henrietta Ducan-Hines October 6, 2013

public hair

Facial hair that resembles pubes.

He need trim his short and curlies off his face, pubes should be private not public hair.

by Santiago Suicide King April 19, 2017

cut hair

"To cut hair" is slang for "to smoke marijuana". The phrase is thought to stem from the practice of shaving one's head in order to pass a hair follicle drug test, though it may possibly be related to alleged hair loss from heavy marijuana use. Also in use, though less common are extrapolations such as "sheared".

1: Hey man, did you get the weed?
2: Yeah, let's go cut hair.

by 44074 June 16, 2008

Ass Hair

usually used in slang terms meaning, low life.

loser, dumb ass, retard, ignorant bastard etc.

by Hoolio, King of garbage juice July 30, 2003