foot daddy

the master of the foot slave

The uncle is a foot daddy

by Ultra boi February 19, 2018

Web footed chicken

Sea gull

Look at those web footed chickens eating the leftovers on the beaxh

by Materlizard May 8, 2018

seven-foot twelve

A more fun way to say eight-foot

Why do you have to be seven-foot twelve, dude?

by 413XN0$!C May 11, 2018

Left foot on the bible

A hillbilly term for swearing to god you're telling the truth.

Left foot on the Bible I did NOT sleep with your sister lover!

by iamcoppo February 27, 2017

Foot cocker

A guy who can masturbate with their feet.

Did you hear?

Hear what?

Person A's a fucking foot cocker!!!

OMG! NO WAY! THEY PROBABLY HAVE SO MUCH FUN!

by Batsy July 17, 2017

Fruit by the Foot

Way of saying you got a long dick.

"Bro, you got a tic tac down there."
"Nigga I got a fruit by the foot that needs to be unrolled everytime it needs use."

by Rap-Tore June 3, 2016

flat foot pimpin

To stroll comfortably into a social situation with confidence. To blend into a party scene.

He sho' was flat foot pimpin' out there on the dance floor. He knew his moves.

by ArfGraf May 25, 2016