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FBMing

The precarious use of a iPhone, Droid, or Blackberry while on the toilet, W.C., bathroom, restroom, washroom, john, lavatory, ladies, gents, powder room, water closet, public convenience, chamber pot, or commode to update facebook status, text, send or receive emails, play angry birds, etc.
While dropping the kids off at the pool, my phone too decided to hop in for a dip. This inhibited my FBMing activity for about a day.
by CC coined dec 2010 December 11, 2010
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flaming piccolo

When a man coats his tongue with Jabanero sauce and inserts it in her anal cavity as deeply as possible.
Billy Bob and Marie were having tacos and hot sauce by the fire. Billy Bob stuck his tongue in the hot sauce. He then gently rolled Marie over and forcefully plunged his tongue into Marie's anal cavity,thus creating the flaming piccolo!
by The Piccolo Masters September 5, 2010
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Flaming Donut Fairy

1) A Flaming Donut Fairy is a fairy who is a lit with flames and usually brings donuts to the good boys and girls.

2) A flaming man (Flamer) who dresses in a fairy costume and gives donuts to people.
Kid 1 "Wow, the Flaming Donut Fairy brought me a sprinkle donut."

Kid 2 "The fairy brought me a chocolate frosted donut."
by Cosmo619 January 16, 2011
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Flaming butterscotch cream pie

to poop in someones pants set it on fire and throw it at their head, while yelling "mmm, taste good."
last night at the party I got a flaming butterscotch cream pie after a few drinks. It was awesome and I heard it's on Youtube.
by acshowtime February 22, 2011
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Farminger

Farmer who complains when it's too wet/too dry/too cold/too hot and that prices are too high/too low, and the gravel in their driveway is too sharp for their dainty little feet unless they wear their very expensive boots.
The old farminger told me that the season had been too wet, but that the rain wasn't enough for a good crop.
by John of the Antipodes July 7, 2011
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Flaming Sniss

An involuntary sneeze erupting just as one is to commence pissing thus producing a painful expansion of the urethra followed by a two-three days of dick hurt.
I had such a Flaming Sniss sniss that my dick burned for two days.
by Mennix August 4, 2011
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Flaming Jorge's

The result of eating spicy mexican food.
Dude, I ate at the mexican cantina yesterday, and now I have the Flaming Jorge's...
by Stonecartier August 25, 2011
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