The boy/girl next door that thinks none of the other kids but him/her should have as much right to talk as him/her, which is why the Cartman next door never shuts the fuck up, but expects everyone else to. The Cartman next door always claims to want to give everyone a voice despite being the only one talking, thinking that they're all okay with somebody other than themselves being their own voices.
The Cartman next door likes to ridicule the other kids he/she is pretending to be friends with, though it's hard if not impossible to see how/why anyone would like or want to be friends with someone like the Cartman next door. He/she is as much of a loser as any other kid that he/she is always calling losers, and wants to look tough all the time, despite a lack of any real evidence that the Cartman next door waa ever tough at all.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
Get the Cartman next doormug. very near the end of one's life. (Often an exaggeration.) I was so ill that I was at death's door for three days. The family dog was at death's door for three days, and then it finally died.
by lokhad March 30, 2017
Get the at death's doormug. While working for a large automotive company, you forcefully join a coworker in the automatic turnstile door. Shuffling through the process in an erotic baby step dance.
by Txxxxx11 April 19, 2022
Get the Double dooredmug. 
Get the Doormug. What you hear when you leave a group. They smile in your face but stab you in the back when you walk off.
I'm gonna see if I can knock this bitch down.
Yeah, I'll look at ya later.
(Walks away but hears, 'he ain't getting shit.')
This is back door hate...the hate you barely hear when walking away.
Yeah, I'll look at ya later.
(Walks away but hears, 'he ain't getting shit.')
This is back door hate...the hate you barely hear when walking away.
by Winglet81 July 24, 2018
Get the Back door hatemug. a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus
b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?
ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.
sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.
sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
by Sexydimma May 31, 2015
Get the knocking at your back doormug. Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?
Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca
Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca
by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023
Get the If you kang against Rome, You open door to Meccamug.