cheek splitter

When an individuals weenier is so big, it's splits the bum cheeks as it enters.

Wow, that niggas cock is a cheek splitter.

by swagmarie September 20, 2014

Cheeky Carlos

A tequila shot imbibed through the rectal passage.

Rejecting common sense and the wisdom of his peers Dominic asked the bartender for a Cheeky Carlos. Those near Dominic at the time will never unsee what they saw that day.

by KrondarkDestroyerOfWorlds February 18, 2015

Cheeksdropping

When someone butt-dials you and you listen a while

Stop cheeksdropping, you're just being nosy!

by Stacybudgirl June 12, 2015

Cheeky Batman

The act of charging ones phone, whilest showering exciting oneself and masturbating.

"Why'd you take so long?"

"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."

by CheekyBatman October 17, 2015

cheeky grab

A cheeky is when you squeeze a girls arse

I gave that girl a cheeky grab

by Jihadi John March 11, 2016

Cheek's Law

A derivative of Murphy's Law, but a thousand times worse. The problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.

Guy 1: I just had sex, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.

Guy 2: That's Cheek's Law at work.

by Rebel1269 March 20, 2016

cheeky snob

an individual that thinks he or she is better than everyone else in a very funny and indirect way. for example they might make fun of your inability to swim knowing very well that they are better and therefor think they have the right to be an asshole to the person trying to make an effort.

fuck him mate he's such a cheeky snob , or she's a cheeky snob

by IGGY April 18, 2016