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Swamp bacon

Swamp bacon is a type of salt-cured meat. Swamp bacon is prepared from several different cuts of meat, typically from the belly or back cuts from rodents of unusual size. It is considered a delicacy by those unfortunate enough to reside in a swamp and have little to no access to proper bacon, and is generally considered superior to having no bacon at all.
Dude just ate a whole plate of swamp bacon, and now is having a nap.
by McGarric August 6, 2019
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bacon in your ass

The act of shoving random items up your ass, while screaming “ ding dong the witch is dead”
Jason was commiting bacon in your ass when he shoved a toy tractor up his ass.
by Gold3ngurl December 14, 2019
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Bacon Lab

A very evil lab >:)
Person 1: Hey where did Egg go?
Person 2: Bacon Lab.
Person 1: Oh.
by Becen Loob September 10, 2020
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Hammered Bacon

The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.
Bro Casey went hammered bacon for 3 minutes before anyone realized.
by The Hammered Bacon Commission January 20, 2020
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Bacon legging

Referring to the way kevin bacon shakes his legs in the movie footloose. Usually when one drinks caffeine or gets anxious this can occur.
After drinking 3 espressos I started bacon legging
by Edub72 May 11, 2021
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Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.
Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."
by igm30001 January 25, 2017
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making the bacon

The utimate phrase of complete comtrol over another person or thing.Also could mean pwning or working another person.
Dave was "making the bacon" today when he beat down 4 fags. Joe "made the bacon" when he scored 3 touchdown. Ian made the bacon when pounded the shit out of rachel in the bed. Jesse made some bacon when hitting jon with a laptop.
by Joe patma crouch October 23, 2007
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