asshole 

a holder of writing implements

A proctologist was having a hectic day, having seen about 20 patients.
His nurse comes in with a pile of paperwork for him to sign.
He motions to her to put in on his desk and reaches into his pocket for a pen but instead pulls out a thermometer.
"Damn it", he says, "Some asshole has got my pen!"

asshole by mandrake64 February 29, 2004

asshole 

Someone that acts like an ass

Bill is acting like an ass

asshole by Dustin "SkiNNy" Trimper April 29, 2005

asshole 

mostly always a guy that is arrogant and annoying. all he cares about is himself and whatever befinit he can get out of any situation without the least bit of consideration about other people's feelings.

guys like jimmy and josh. you all know who they are.
"of course i dont care about you, im an asshole."

asshole by leslyn September 14, 2007

borderline asshole 

A crap word used by people who can't be arsed to think of better word for someone who is nearly an asshole, when they are one themself.

Tom:Oh my God you are such a borderline asshole!
Mike:You are such a boderline asshole for using that word!

borderline asshole by plain white t's October 31, 2007

asshole 

a woman name pronounced ashowlee, but often incorrectly pronounced as asshole by substitute teachers.

Substitute:is asshole here
Class: (giggles)
Asshole: it is pronounced ashowlee.

asshole by ddgirl February 27, 2009

asshole airing 

1. The act of a peeved attorney venting about how another attorney is an asshole, douchebag, motherfucker, son-of-a-bitch, or all of the above. Typically an overprivileged Ivy Leaguer whose parents paid for their 160K+ law school expenses when they couldn't decide what to do with their overpriced and overrated poli. sci. major. Most of the time, said attorney him/herself is also an asshole, douchebag, motherfucker, or a son-of-a-bitch, but does not realize it. Said attorney is often the butt of many jokes and is frequently blocked from Facebook profiles.

2. Any enraged individual venting about something shitty that happened to them, but in an overly prudish, high-nosed manner. Typically an overprivileged, whiny little bitch with no respect for humanity.

1. Most of these lawyers take an editorial stance that is nothing more than an asshole airing.

2. Steve felt he was justified in chewing out the "ethnic" concierge at the Hyatt when he found a wrinkle in his J. Crew navy blazer and his BR khakis sent for dry cleaning. Little does he know that both items are fugly and exude douchebaggery. Steve stunk up the entire lobby that day when he aired his asshole. Get off your high horse, Steve, and stop mooching off your parents!

asshole airing by SCROTUS BRIEF January 13, 2010

asshole grease 

the grease that accumulates as a result of bung hole fluids and ball sweat to create a potent concoction of filth.

Yeah my girlfriend was about to suck my dick until she noticed the asshole grease that had gathered to my regular shits and my irregular showering. so instead she used the grease as lube :)

asshole grease by Mfountasia December 8, 2011