you got brown cabinets

Means you are “less fortunate” than others

It’s honestly dumb🧍🏾 ♀️

Girl:“Eww you got brown cabinets I could never🤢”
Boy:”girl stfu ain’t nun wrong wit brown cabinets😪”

by Justageeker January 9, 2024

Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025

sucks to be you

A flip response meant to deflect the pressure of an accusation.

"Hey, guy, you parked like 2 inches from my car. How am I supposed to back out?"

"Beats me...sucks to be you".

by Maldez January 9, 2017

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

The second you die

That's when.

Hym "Nothing can't exist. And you'll do it the second you die. There is simply nowhere else for you to go."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

i love you more

you love someone more than they love you

kaelyn: i love you

brady: i love you more

kaelyn: not according to urban dictionary😤🥰

by kaelynnnn June 28, 2021

National slap the next person you see day

November 24

Hey Joe guess what day it is. What day? National slap the next person you see day *slaps*

by Dani sa November 23, 2020