i know you know we know

If the world is ending youll come over r?

I know you know we know weren't meant for each and its fine

by Unknown,just because. September 12, 2020

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

I love you mostesterest

When someone loves someone so much, the other person can’t love them more.

Daddy I love you mostesterest!

by Yuliette August 27, 2021

I can’t terror him

Usually a group of uneducated people who can no longer call you for what you do because they now know your not a virgin.

I can’t terror him, that was the one thing I had against him, and now I feel powerless.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

Ere I ee

The act of throwing your hands up and announcing yourself

Hey yo food stamp!!
Ere I ee!!

by Real deal20 September 12, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Do It, Mark Indelicato<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025