shit trashed

Extremely intoxicated. Involves being ridiculous and probably blacking out. Signature product of combining grain alcohol and uppers such as red bull or cocaine. Being shit trashed creates glorified regrets and is addictive.

She was shit trashed last night and I simultaneously envy and feel sorry for her.

by 625mL January 6, 2011

shit trigger

Subject matter that instantly evokes the stronkiest of sad emotions.

Hey sis, pass me that picture of Dad taken the day before he died in 9/11, ugh, what a shit trigger!

I know we just met last week at IHOP, and sorry for the total shit trigger, but, I’m…I’m pregnant.

I wish Disney would stop putting so many shit triggers in every movies so I could get through just one without sobbing like a tweenage girl.

by Houlihoops September 27, 2022

Shit Zoo

1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.

Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

i'll beat the shit out of you

1. Someone will try to severely hurt you.
2. Some men say this to a woman, before doing her.

1. You better shut up or I'll beat the shit out of you.
2. Girl, take off your pants, I'll beat the shit out of you.

by vizzreal December 18, 2016

Shit Show

See Ravens Lacrosse Club

These people are running a straight up shit show!!

by Scott McGuiness March 25, 2022

Shit

Literal shit.

Person: i eat shit
Person 2: noice i eat shit 2

by DonutProXx_YT January 6, 2021

Gronk/Shit Cunt

A Gronk/Shit Cunt! a suck-up, a perso who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about who there actions affect

Someone who is a complete idiot and trys to be a hard but isnt

Jakehoddgess :hey let’s go borrow GORGES Car for a week and when he asks for it back coz I already have a car we will bash him and while there knocked down I’ll dog shot him.and say I did it coz he owes my dead dad money but he really doesn’t I’ll just use that excuse coz Iam a GRONK/Shit Cunt.

by Adzyisthegreatist April 17, 2021