Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025
This term is coined by (incredible) photographer and visual artist, Pete Muller.
Hopperian shit refers to a solitary and/or contemplative mood, much like the term's namesake: Edward Hopper, an "American painter whose realistic depictions of everyday urban scenes shock the viewer into recognition of the strangeness of familiar surroundings. He strongly influenced the Pop art and New Realist painters of the 1960s and 1970s."
Hopperian shit refers to a solitary and/or contemplative mood, much like the term's namesake: Edward Hopper, an "American painter whose realistic depictions of everyday urban scenes shock the viewer into recognition of the strangeness of familiar surroundings. He strongly influenced the Pop art and New Realist painters of the 1960s and 1970s."
by rmjoe July 21, 2021
either you think something is amazing or you have an illness or your food has been poisend but its interesting non the less
by nae nae nigga February 09, 2022
by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023
by ReReDuce January 29, 2025
very lit, like from weed usually, or another substance. you can be shitted from caffeine too. it means your mental state is gone or in another dimension. basically your on one.
i just took a gummy, im so shitted.
i smoked a whole joint, ive never been more shitted. i need to eat 4 abc cookies rn. i need to be on the floor in a ball rn. #imshitted
i smoked a whole joint, ive never been more shitted. i need to eat 4 abc cookies rn. i need to be on the floor in a ball rn. #imshitted
by toadbetchemp95vegan April 18, 2022
by jcapalot January 17, 2022