my mom sucks my dick sometimes

my mom sucks my dick sometimes means she gets on your nerves sometimes

my mom sucks my dick sometimes

mine too

by DORER January 10, 2021

dirty weanie pearl dick tit

when a man rubs his own shitty finger across his upper lip while he simultaneously slaps another guys dick with his, and finishes up by cumming on a girls tit.

"last night during that orgy i succesfully performed a Dirty Weanie Pearl Dick Tit."

by murrbunni January 13, 2009

International to cut mens dick day

April 19th is the International to cut mens dick day

Men suck except for fictional men periodt.

Person 1:Hey it's april 19th!Do you know what it means

Person 2:INTERNATIONAL TO CUT MENS DICK DAY!!

by De Nicki Minaj March 28, 2021

National Suck Averys Dick Day

October 21th, suck Avery’s dick for free

U ready for national suck Averys Dick Day?

by allahlovr69 October 21, 2019

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

not if its a female hobby horse

Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was

by princess gecko of lizard land November 21, 2004

get your hand off your dick

Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.

Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.

by mac-attk October 15, 2009

shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011