i am joe goldberg

auto response the average 13 year old boy comments on a joe goldberg edit to make them seem cool. its more unique then the typical “im batman/spiderman”

“i am joe goldberg”

no sebastian get out of your room your family is worried about you.

by jealoussgirlzs March 17, 2024

i wanna be a victim

what underaged boys say when they see an attractive adult woman and they want her to groom them

“Man, she’s so hot I wanna be a victim”

by bamfwag March 17, 2024

I-ready

One of the few torture methods that's still completely legal in all 50 states.

Alright class, now let's do some I-Ready.

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

I am in unbearable amounts of pain.

somebody who is completely fine and is not in any pain at all

person: AAAA I am in unbearable amounts of pain.
person 2: okie :3

by fatalsilliness March 19, 2024

Umbrella Warfare I guess

A word you say when you are about to shoot geo out of a gunbrella.

“Umbrella warfare I guess!” “Fire! Well, with rocks.”

by iamelation March 19, 2024

I bard

another word for saying “I swear to god” or “I’m not lying”

Bard you ain’t say that
“I bard I didn’t”

by Kokichi Toes March 20, 2024

What I think

Is what I SAID I THINK.

Hym "What I think... Is that if I was doing what that whire Kendra was doing I WOULD HAVE NO DEFENDERS. Even if we didn't swap the genders and we were gay... If I was doing... The exact same thing... It would be wrong. I wouldn't be able to use any of your excuses. I wouldn't be able to say 'what, you don't think people can be attracted to the handicapped!?' None of that would fucking save me and anyone who didn't regard me negatively would be condmened for it. What I think is what I say I think. The reason you're trying to lob the 'he doesn't think handicrappables can fuck their staff' accusation at me is so you post hoc justify what is happening to me now AND, by extension, THEN and BEFORE then. Post hoc justification for the continuation of something the MAY HAVE ALREADY HAD SOME PRETTY EXTREME CONSEQUENCES FOR EVERYONE BUT ME. Who wants to find out? That cripple isn't better than me. You're not better than me."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024