Shawty wanna fuck

The greatest song in the 21th century , some may say its the greatest song in history.

Moist: wanna listen to shawty wanna fuck ?
You: all day everyday

by sorath May 9, 2022

fuck to the speed of light

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.

Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!

by Bad C dev October 31, 2022

Fuck me UwU

Either a joke, or something that is literal which is said by usually, a Femboy.

Yo bro fuck me UwU!

by qwertyui uwu November 26, 2022

i fucking nutted

when someone cums but with -fucking prefix

i fucking nutted

by jayfancy170 October 14, 2022

Jedi-mind fucking

Doing Keegle exercises while metaphisically meditating on another person and them feeling or sharing the energy

Is Jedi-mind fucking with someone other than your spouse cheating or is is just fantasy roll playing the field?

by T4T2P4T January 4, 2022

fucking noot noot

noot. noot noot noot. noot noot noot noot, noot noot.

Bob: Shiii- I messed up.
Larry: FUCKING NOOT NOOT

by nootnootreal January 5, 2022

FUCK right off

ITS TIME TO GOOOOOOOOOOO

"no caption needed". Are you a celeb FUCK right off

by Suckyourauntie January 3, 2021