If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.

Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"

by charlo June 10, 2014

D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy)

A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.

My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.

by MixedUpMixerMan July 13, 2012

Dirty Dip

When you put a can of dip in your girls a$$ and then pack it in your lip

Did you hear Cletus gave himself the dirty dip with his girl last night?

by Rebelboy95 March 28, 2017

Dirty Sanchez (Der-ti San- chez)

Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with your finger with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with.

My bitch was pissed when I gave her a dirty sanchez last night.

by D Sanchez April 30, 2003

Dirty Dog Grip 'N' Flip

Starting with anal sex in the doggy style position, and then reaching between the legs, with a firm grasp on the breasts, somersaulting her onto her back and and slamming the soiled prick down her throat.

His skill with the "Dirty Dog Grip 'N' Flip" earned him a solid 10 on the Bed Exercises in the 2014 Dirtyurbdiclympics!

by Dogdays of futures past November 16, 2014

Dirty daves soup imported from detroit

When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.

Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"

by Mcflurry69 July 27, 2011

double dirty sanchez on the rocks

a filthy thick monobrow (one eyebrow) generally associated with hairy foreign men (can include women), that rides the eyeballs (the rocks) in an ungainly manner. NOTE: there is absolutely NO space between both eyebrows.

think groucho marx marrying brooke sheilds and having a son with an italian appearance- this is fondly known as a double dirty sanchez on the rocks

by vikstar August 15, 2007