could you didn't

Another way that hyper-intelligent beings express their want for someone to not do something. future tense version of "could you not"

Classmate: imma ctrl shift qq you!
Me: could you didn't.

by the one and only qwerty guy May 17, 2022

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

I told the sun about you.

I love you, but I’m letting you go.

Fabi: jack! What did you want to talk about?
Jack: I told the sun about you.

by Serendipity. January 19, 2022

mama a girl behind you

a phrase derived from floptok. a young girl is recording a video of her mom with a snapchat filter on. her bitmoji appears behind her in frame, to which the girl, surprised, says “mommy… mama a girl behind you”

the phrase has been turned into something used to convey surprise jokingly, where “girl” can be replaced with basically anything

when you’re spilling tea but the tea walks into the room:
“mama a girl behind you”

by infinnite28 November 26, 2024

No you didn't

No you fucking didn't you crippled piece of shit. And I did not apologize.

Hym "No you didn't. Don't fucking do that you worthless piece of shit. Your gaping butthole and your dead kid would suggest otherwise."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

thank you george

A sarcastic thank you to someone who has wronged you. The expression dates to an early 2000's Star Wars related "Thank You George" campaign was started on the internet and quickly spread through science fiction fandom. The campaign centered around a web site that sold "Thank You George" t-shirts and merchandise. The web site turned out to be registered to a game company called Decipher, who had produced a highly successful Star Wars collectible card game between 1995 and 2001, only to have Lucasfilm pull the license in favor of Hasbro toys, who produced a new card game that failed. The campaign seemed to have been started by Decipher as a way to profit from Star Wars without having to pay licensing, and a way to give George Lucas a sarcastic "thank you" after he killed Decipher's product in favor of Hasbro's product that failed.

Still no original editions on Blu-Ray. Thank You George!

by Doc Von Thorp September 7, 2020

Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god…

I don’t know. I heard this from a show and this shit is menacing. I’m guessing it means for horrible people that if you are a mass murderer, you are loyal to thousands of evil and masterminded beings. I don’t really know honestly lol.

When you kill somebody, just remember, “Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god….”

by Chaotic3546 October 11, 2023