shit scrape

n. bog roll, shit tickets, bumf, arse wipe; i.e. lavatory paper, if you will.

Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Whore Shit

Horse Shit is Whore Shit, period!

"Vic DiBitetto rides a horse named Horse Shit. He has also been known to ride a whore named Whore Shit. I don't know which one is worse!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 6, 2023

Shit-walkin

The type of word used when someone can talk the talk but cant walk the talk.

Someone who runs their mouth but can't back it up.

He's over there talking all that talk and not bringin it where I'm at ... that's shit-walkin

by M.Szymanski January 20, 2024

Fuck shit around

To make a mess of things, sometimes for no apparent reason.

What is this mess? I just cleaned in here, do you just come in here to fuck shit around?!

Darla get on my nerves. She always wanna come and fuck shit around.

by Marica Linn January 30, 2021

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

shit menu

All the examples or reasons why someone or something is a total piece of shit.

"Why do I think that your football team is a piece of shit? Well, let's look at the shit menu, starting with your Rehab Pussy Rehababack...."

by Sublimesq March 2, 2015

SHIT

POOP, YOU, YOU, YOURSELF, WHOEVER YOU HATE

YOU ARE A BIG PEICE OF SHIT

by behanna September 30, 2017