fuck my mom

Something my dad did 9 months before I was born.

my dad fuck my mom

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

Ducks are so Fucking

a indiom used to answer a question when half asleep or just woken up. it can also be causally thrown into conversations to change the subject or cause a distraction

hey jill how do you like the trip so far

"Ducks are so Fucking"

... thats not a real answer

by brunosaurus-rex July 18, 2011

Holy Fuck Nut

When Saying "Holy Shit" losses its Bite You say, "Holy Fuck Nut" to throw people off and when your surprised.

GF:...I'm Pregnant...
BF: Holy Fuck Nut! You serious!?

by Sica1 July 7, 2011

No one gives a fuck

Response to a person or situation that you could give less than two shits about.

Hey look, I just found what my name REALLY

No one gives a fuck!

by Everyone Else in the World November 24, 2021

defective fuck trophy

Defective fuck tropy. Slang. A totally worthless incompetent subhuman.

We hired you to fix our house. You fucked it up and you’re fired you defective fuck trophy! What’s a defective fuck tropy? A totally worthless incompetent subhuman.

by B-rizzle March 30, 2023

Heavy Butt Fucking

When two obese individuals engage in anal sex
(Straight or homosexual)

Last night I did some heavy Butt fucking while watching, sweating to the oldies.. fat camp was worth it.

by R-WAK January 26, 2023

Fuck You Damage

A phrase usually used within the context of a video game. Fuck you damage is when the player, opponent, or enemy does an egregious amount of damage. To the point then it feels as if the game itself is saying fuck you to the player or the opponent.

Guy 1: Good lord Kendrick.

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: You took half of my health in just one hit.

Guy 2: Yeah, That's what we in the business call Fuck you damage, eat it.

by Denim Valentine December 16, 2022