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Loving you…
I will always do…
This is a guarantee…
My love for you only grows…
Yes, even those days i stomp…
YOU are my one!!!
The one who has my heart!
The one who has me lost for words…
The one who makes my knee shake…

The one I want to hear my words…
The one I want to hold me near…
The one I want to hold so tight…
As I say I love you always every night
And make sure the bed bugs bite

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 1, 2023

I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2023

I wanna boyfriend

The feeling where u either want a bf or want to see ur crush

Definition: the feeling of jealousy bc u need a bf (I wanna boyfriend)
Pronounced: ai wa na boi fre nd

by Im A lOnElY kId:( January 13, 2025

i see a peng girl then i pose

WHEN YOU SEE A GOOD LOOKING GIRL AND YOU TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD

mANS nOT HOt maNs cAN NeVer BE hOt I SEE A PENG GIRL THEN I POSE

by hARrINig yOUrmOuF November 8, 2017

Did I ask?

If you're here you can't say this.

Guy: You want air?

9yo: Did I ask?

by JadeLaser February 18, 2021

I Told You So

I Told You So is something that we (komik uai) called a movement, an appreciation, a message that we MUST spread to our society.

The message is about how our generation see ourselves in the future and what we should do now to get there! we must make good use of our time for a better future. So, let’s take our little step to our big dreams and future, together.

Before you get “I Told You So” to your face!

by itys_2021 November 22, 2021

I gotta call TJ

Code words for “ I gotta take a dump in Apt.”

Man my belly Hurts!! I gotta call TJ!

by Winger444 September 29, 2023