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i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.
guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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Once again…
Our love we see…
You may know exactly what I mean…
The twenty six…
Of the month of one….

Our love shines…
When we are near…
I love seeing you…
Even if it is only your rear🔥🔥
One day
I pray…
Seeing you…
I will do every day!!!!
I love you!!!!
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 November 26, 2024
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I thought we were being honest

Her: Get your shit and get the fuck out of here
You: I thought we were being honest...
by TheFleeceMan August 20, 2019
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Means meyself and I
Yay me myself and i
by Jasen87 December 28, 2019
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i am not that guy

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Peter: i am not that guy
by TastyBreadToast June 1, 2024
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