Plocka päron i motvind

A famous swedish saying that interpretes you are having trouble doing an easy task because of external circumstances. The saying directly translated would be something like "Picking pears against the wind". -Ulf Skönberg

Two friends, Lisa and Erik, try to set up a tent during a camping trip, but the wind is strong.

Lisa: "Why is it always like this when we set up the tent? Everything flies around!"

Erik: laughs "It's like 'picking pears against the wind.'"

Lisa: "Yes, really. But we'll have to fight on. It has to come up at some point."

Erik: "We'll fix it, despite the headwind."

Två vänner, Lisa och Erik, försöker sätta upp ett tält under en campingresa, men det blåser kraftigt.

Lisa: "Varför är det alltid så här när vi ska sätta upp tältet? Allt flyger omkring!"

Erik: skrattar "Det är som att 'plocka päron i motvind.'"

Lisa: "Ja, verkligen. Men vi får väl kämpa vidare. Det måste ju stå upp någon gång."

Erik: "Vi fixar det, trots motvinden."

by Ulf Skönberg & Kamrater Podden August 10, 2024

I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

I Ambrosio Soler Estrada Was A Little Puerto Rican I

I Ambrosio Soler Estrada Was A Little Puerto Rican I

I Ambrosio Soler Estrada Was A Little Puerto Rican I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

i am bald

It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald

I am bald so i need to put a plunger on my head and upload it on tiktok!

by SimplyWords January 1, 2025

Words I despise

Sus: a stupid sounding excuse for homophobia
No cap: just shut the fuck up please
Finna: ok chad stop trying to be black I know your dad bought you a gucci backpack
Lit: do you want me to build a time machine so you can go back to your life in 2017?

*If you say any of these words I automatically assume you have a total of 5 brain cells and thats an overestimate*

"The party was lit but that man mad sus lowkey. No cap he's prolly finna try to kiss me. "
those are the words i despise

by YouDontNeedPenis2HaveHappiness February 17, 2021

i'm not okaay but i am ogay

when you raen't okaay but you are ogay
person who isn't okay but they're lgbtq adn they are ogay

i'm not okaay but i am ogay

by im not okay but i am ogay May 25, 2022