Shit Wilson

slapping somebody while holding a pile of shit in your slap hand

My girlfriend wanted to try something dirty so I gave her a Shit Wilson. She broke up with me.

by EDog73 November 23, 2022

Shit Housed

The state of being intoxicated way past shitty or shit faced. So drunk the house is moving!

Girl 1: Last night was bad for me! I was so drunk the walls were moving!

Girl 2: oh girl, you were shit housed drunk!

by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

piece of shit

also known as my idiotic pedophilic ass classmate : b. matt

did you see that one guy name b.matt?
yes and he was creeping around lil kids
my classmate is a piece of shit

by die b matt🤡🥱 stupid clown April 11, 2020

Shit and Run

When you go into a store that offers their restrooms to paying customers only but you sneak in a deuce and a piss and evacuate the premises immediately before the cashier/manager notices your shit and run.

I stumbled into a convenience store that had a “Customers Only” sign on the bathroom door but I didn’t have a penny to pay but had to make a large deposit so I committed a “shit and run”

by Vic Ferrari May 27, 2020

Giga shit

×10 shitty person

He is a GIGA SHIT!

by Hchchchc March 21, 2025

shit tag

a tag made out of fecal matter

"dude that shit tag is dope"

by no1nprtiqlr February 23, 2010

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of possible emotions, including fear of anger.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020