i am crying on the chicken

When something is really incredible, when there are no other words to describe the situation

Minecraft is such a good game bro I am crying on the chicken...

by vizelt April 23, 2024

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

Damn I Love Frogs

Damn
I
Love

Frogs
An Acronym for DILF

Sarah: You see that hot dad over there?
Claire: Damn I Love Frogs
Sarah: I Agree

by CoreyTheFish April 23, 2024

Why did I even buy this mug?

What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.

1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?

by Why did I even buy this mug? April 24, 2024

I didn't want to lose my faith

Is that what it is?

Hym "HAAAAAAAAA! FAITHBREAKER: ABSOLUTE FORCE!"
😡🤜😣
Jordan "Neeeoooww! Me fait! I didn't want to lose my faith! Blargh!" 😭

by Hym Iam April 25, 2024

IDSL(I dont support lgbtq)

IDSL stands for I dont support lgbtq is a nicer way to say respecting-homophobe you dont say slurs he doesnt harass/bully anyone you dont discriminate etc

homosexual man: Are you homophobic? if soo banned
Straight man: Nope I am IDSL(I dont support lgbtq)

by Alfadsui April 26, 2024

I

why are you here, and why the hell did you need to look up the letter "i"? You know what it is. Y'know what, its not worth the struggle, just look up whatever the hell you want, I honestly don't care.

"I" cant believe how dumb you are for needing to look up the letter i.

by Chromebooks Are Shit 💀 April 26, 2024