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Willy wangles

Friend: *draws dick*
Me: STOP DRAWING WILLY WANGLES
by Macduck November 23, 2023
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Willy Classic

A Willy Classic (aka Monroe Classic) is when somebody puts their heart and soul into a project and say it's gonna be their "next big thing" and then after two weeks let it completely die and never bring it up or talk about it ever again.
"Willy, whatever happened to that -insert thing-?"
Either; "I don't know" or no response at all
"Willy Classic..."
by Burnswood November 29, 2023
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Willy Mammoth

When you grow your pubes out too much your junk looks like a prehistoric elephant
Aston you need to shave your Willy mammoth
by Huntebro February 13, 2024
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Willy House

A figurative location in black culture referring to one's relationship status used to determine if someone is sexually available. Individuals who claim to be "good in the willy house" are presently satisfied with their current relationship status, whereas those who claim to be "outside" or not "good" in the willy house are unsatisfied and/or sexually available.
Ex. 1
Ayo shawty real quick wus good in the willy house w'chu? (are you sexually available)

We ousside if u feel me. (I am)

Ex. 2
Hey wya in the willy house? (Are you happy relationship-wise)

Nah man, my bitch she ain't wanna fuck.
by isurvived3/1mystershit February 15, 2024
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Willy Wonka Experience

When something is significantly less than described.

Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.
He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.
by SpunkMonkeyOnOn March 1, 2024
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willy

when you have a log between your legs
woah look at his willy
by sophiathesecond March 5, 2024
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willy eating wasp

A wasp that eats the willies of little boys who are naughty and don't do as there told
Hurry up and get ready for bed or the willy eating wasp will get you
by Kgskfajwtjsgnsf March 11, 2024
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