He has aphenphosmphobia and looks like Norman Reedus. He also carries a baby around for some reason.
Worker#1: urgh the delivery guy is back again
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~
by Chatur Singh November 24, 2021
Mate #1: she seems nice
Mate #2: Nah man she just got out of a relay
Mate #1: I'll just go for a cheeky Sam Grab
Mate #2: Nah man she just got out of a relay
Mate #1: I'll just go for a cheeky Sam Grab
by Kebab_Lover September 15, 2015
A fake sugar babe who exploits horny old men for money. They will often exploit several men at once using nudes they have been sent.
by thepigeonpie April 02, 2020
by FlameofUdeeznuts October 23, 2019
Any brown kid that gels his hair everyday to look like a guido. Often the gel gets to this persons head, making his vocabulary and grammar incorrect/limited/ made up.
Holy crap look at that sams hair gel.
by carsonbitches February 21, 2011
When someone (usually on discord) gets big mad because you speaking big facts and they are in denial and cannot handle the truth, so they resort being a "big mad sam" to have slightly raised chance at winning the argument, but fail becuase allt hey rely on is "no u" comebacks and spam the chat room when they are about to take that heavy L.
Big mad sams are usually known to he constantly big mad
Even on their calmest fays they resort to Passive aggression when interacted with.
Big mad sams are usually known to he constantly big mad
Even on their calmest fays they resort to Passive aggression when interacted with.
User 1 - "look at this kid being big mad on chat"
User 2 - "nah bro he Being more than big mad, that guys being a Big mad sam!"
User 3 - "whats the difference? 😂"
User 4 - "lol fr" he just being big mad as usual"
User 2 - "nah bro he Being more than big mad, that guys being a Big mad sam!"
User 3 - "whats the difference? 😂"
User 4 - "lol fr" he just being big mad as usual"
by HM9K July 21, 2019
Uncle Sam's Army is the nickname for the fans and supporters of the US Men's National Soccer Team. Prevealent at the World Cup, Gold Cup, and any US home game north of Virginia.
"Did you watch the game last weekend against Haiti? That was me beating the drum for Uncle Sam's Army"
by ZW June 21, 2006