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Meat head

An enormous, muscular man who lifts weights for countless hours in the gym in order to get big. Usually wear cut offs and shirts as tight as leggings to expose their muscles. Always have a jug of water with them everywhere. The only subject that you will hear them talking about is weightlifting and protein. They tend to drive fast sports cars or street bikes. They are mostly seen at Planet Fitness getting their pump on since it's the most legitimate gym out there. They bench press more than what they squat which is why you see some of them with big upper bodies and skinny legs. Constantly say bodybuilding quotes such as "Go Big or Go Home" and "No Pain No Gain". They always communicate with bro and like to compare muscle sizes. Have ruined the sport of bodybuilding.
Hey dude check out that meat head benching 300lbs. I bet he couldn't even squat half of that with those skinny ass legs.
Hey look at those meat heads over there curling heavy weight but they sure are bending their back.
by vinceboy September 2, 2014
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Meat Blender

During foreplay between the male and female teenagers "rubbing movements" occur over the penal and vaginal area outside the pants and clothes.

A Meat Blender occurs when the male is wearing jeans and the zipper finds a way to make skin contact onto his penis therefore, "blending his meat".
"dude me and my girl friend were gonna have sex after we were out of the movies, but while we were doing some foreplay she cut my dick up on my zipper"

-Yeah I know, she told me that so I filled in for you,-

"You fucking Asshole!"
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the meat blender is a move often preformed by unexperianced foreplayers.
by fenderbass7 October 29, 2009
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meat turd

A turd, formed in the digestive system, composed mainly or exclusively of meat. A hard, smelly turd, that is difficult to pass.
Dude...that was the worst meat turd ever! Was that cow dead when you ate it?
by Eman84 May 15, 2014
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Spice meats

Veton we are going to spice meats!!!!
by The meat spicer October 18, 2007
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gentile meat

the most consumed protein by the average american on a commercial level, fed by jewish elites.
Unlike Halal, gentile meat is extracted from the finest shipment of undocumented cadavers from 3rd world countries.
The most common sources of gentile meat could be found in any 7/11 or fast food chain around every other interstate in America.
Hilary Clinton: Have u tried the new shipment of vegan haitians at the bagel factory?
John Podesta: Mmmmm.... more gentile meat.
by DarthMald April 18, 2022
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Miami Meat

A hairy patch of skin that hangs out of your v-neck, typically seen on fat miami men.
thats guys miami meat across the dinner table is ruining my appetite.
by Reptile Randy July 22, 2016
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Get the meat

Ashie let mark off early because he knew he had to go get the meat.
by Imeandamnkillerhuuuuuhhh March 26, 2017
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