r-tard

A retard

Stephen is a r-tard

by Stephen alfred September 23, 2020

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

quick-tarded

Someone who is quick at processing a lot of nonsense.

That quick-tarded dude mistakingly thinks he's the standard of intelligence, but in reality, he's not only unaware, but he is not.

by Billy.G1 January 17, 2020

G tard

Someone who completely lacks self awareness, is deluded and has an absurd opinion of themself

"Fairplay I'm the best, arm wrestler, deal maker, straight up genius to walk the earth."
Wtf you on about you g tard, chillisauce ripped you right off you bell

"but kie thinks I'm great"
What a g tard, tut tut

by WhatsApp group king March 25, 2019

Tard

Short for Retardican. Low or lacking in intelligence. Low mental capacity of Republicans.

Oh well he is a retardican that explains it.

He is a retardican that is why he is so stupid.

She is a retardican that is why she votes against her own rights.

All tards vote that way.

You would have to be a tard to vote against your self interests.

Only tards vote against themselves

by TardObserver November 19, 2013

pope tard

a word used between clergymen to infer that they are the biggest retatd in their profession

"Father Carmine is a pope tard"

by Davey Boy Jenks April 9, 2010

Rowles-tarded

When a professor makes a statement that is blatantly incorrect or completely idiotic, yet when a student corrects him he doubles down and tries to convince the class that what he is saying is correct, and to just roll with it.

Also, when a teacher makes out of pocket comments in class similar to how someone with autism would act.

Student 1: Hey, remember when the teacher told us that I=V*R instead of V=I*R

Student 2: Yeah, that shit was Rowles-tarded

by Bishboy September 24, 2024