Going Back For Seconds

reaching sexual climax but immediately afterwards going back in, for seconds, if you will.

"I don't care bitch! I'm Going Back For Seconds!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

second floor ism

The ability to loose all touch with reality.

Ever since Joe went to the second floor he is so out of touch with everyone, it's like he's got second floor ism

by Stemsize December 17, 2021

sester-second cousin

Child of their parent’s first cousin with their other parent’s sesqui-first cousin or are the child of their parent’s double-first cousin with their other parent’s half-first cousin.

My sester-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Second-Hand Faggot

Someone who doesn't smoke a bundle of cigarettes and walks by someone who does.

Faggot, originally known as a faggot, which is a bundle of sticks lit on fire.

Man I was walking down the street and this girl was smoking a pack of cigarettes and blew it in my face, so I told her

"don't make me no second-hand faggot nah."

by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024

Second Baptism

When women lose their Real virginity.

She had her second baptism so now I wont lose my penis.

by Eduard Sanderson March 14, 2014

second

Simultaneously the shortest and longest unit of time to a child.
Seconds are also how long it takes for something to go wrong and/or crazy.

Guy: I am going to make a knife out of Liquid Evil, a potion of undeath, and human flesh! Surely nothing will go wrong!
2 seconds later...
Guy: I have caused world destruction. :(

by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023

second

Pronunciation: /ˈsɛk.ənd/
Definition:
1. The ordinal number symbol: 2.
2. The position immediately following the first (primal) in a sequence or order.
3. A unit of time equal to 1/60 of a minute, or a very brief moment.
4. To formally support or endorse a proposal or motion in a formal congregation.

Significance:
• It defines the position, time unit, and action of being subsequent after first (primal).
• It emphasizes sequence, timing, and supportive agreement in various contexts.
• It identifies order, brief duration, or procedural support in assemblies.
• It avoids irregular or ambiguous pronunciations, providing clear and consistent usage.
• It simplifies explanations of order, time measurement, and formal procedures.
• It improves clarity in descriptions involving rankings, timekeeping, and meeting protocols.
• It replaces less common or ambiguous terms with a standardized, widely recognized form.
Ordinal number:
zeral (0-al)
onal (primal) (1-al)
dual (second) (2-al)
trial (3-al)
quadal (4-al)
quintal (5-al)
sextal (6-al)
septal (7-al)
octal (8-al)
nonal (9-al)
decal (10-al)
Cardinal number:
zero (0)
one (1)
duo (2)
trio (3)
quad (4)
quinto (5)
sexto (6)
septo (7)
octo (8)
nono (9)
deco (10)

Examples:
• "She (illa) finished in second place in the race."
• "Expect just a second, I will be right there."
• "I second the motion to approve the budget."
• "The second chapter of the book (libry) introduces the main characters."
• "He (illo) arrived limited seconds after the congregation started."

by Dmitrio December 10, 2025