Michigan Parchment Paper

The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot

Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”

by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025

soggy paper towel

An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.

Man that last bastard we killed was a real soggy paper towel.

by Muuur dar June 9, 2019

Paper Thinker

a person who more readily relates to the confined and definite words on paper than to the applications or even realities of the three dimensional plane. Although this usually describes a way of thinking, it can also describe someone who lacks original thought, or is afraid of new ideas.

Student 1: Did you hear what happened with Abby? She stole my idea for the term paper in Dr. James's class! Now I have to come up with something else, or he'll think I stole it from her!

Student 2: Abby is such a paper thinker.

by uvgeek December 28, 2008

Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!

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#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok

by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020

Paper

A flat surface allowing you to write on it easily with a pen/pencil
Made from trees.

“Get that paper for me, will you?”

by Darkness666 November 3, 2020

Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out

Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?

by R_@_N October 23, 2019

Tashiki Paper

Basically A reference to the perforated paper that a well-known electronics supplier uses to ship their electronics. Is perfect for many different uses such as: Shipping, stress relief, interior design, and cultural rituals.

Look at all this Tashiki Paper!

Are you looking for a great accent for your living room? Try tashiki paper!
I love the way the artist used the tahsiki paper to accentuate the color of the couch.

This tashiki paper really helps the feng sui flow.

by Tashikimaster March 10, 2015