Jump

What to do when you see a bridge.

K imma jump. See u on the other side.

by AlphaLul November 7, 2019

Jump nick day

April 12 you must punch any nick in the face

Especially Russian ones

Wow there is nick let’s go jump nick day

by Yofamniknack April 12, 2019

Clungee Jump

Imagine holding your hands out to boost someone over a wall, now replace those hands with the flappiest pussy you have ever seen, using the pussy to hold your foot and boost someone up in the air.

"Hey babe can we try the "Clungee Jump?"

by CheesyKnobs December 27, 2018

When I say "jump" you say "how high?"

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.

"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers

by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023

Jump Back

Archaic: to get a divorce.

She jumped the broomstick with him, but I told her to jump back because I was in love with her.

by Huskie815 March 11, 2023

sofa jumping

Doing the horizontal shuffle at a house party whilst everyone else is asleep.

Me and Sandra were sofa jumping when you guys passed out last night.

by Gorby2.0 October 28, 2021

jump

The action of atacking a person or an object with more than one person.

Oh it is on. Let's jump this dude!

by Hassassin5 May 3, 2018