An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
by smmatta September 22, 2021
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by Anonymous Coat July 22, 2021
Get the Shawn Jones mug.a beautiful amazing singer. she has the voice of an angel. originating from her mothers vagina she was born with it and started practicing at the ripe old age of 1! she shall become famous, not only for her singing but for interest in lactation and its side effects to the body. we stan amber here. if you dont, move along. you dont deserve to hear her angelic, beautiful, incredible, outstanding, amazing, great, good, wow voice.
thor: omg did you see that singer, i think her names ‘amber jones’ she’s a new singer!! i think she will make it in this world.
wanda: yes i did!! i live for her cover of formula from euphoria!
luna lovegood: i haven’t heard her yet, i’ll search her up now!
sarah paulson: OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE’s THE BEST EVER!! IM HER NO.1 FAN!!!!!!😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰💞💞🍼
wanda: yes i did!! i live for her cover of formula from euphoria!
luna lovegood: i haven’t heard her yet, i’ll search her up now!
sarah paulson: OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE’s THE BEST EVER!! IM HER NO.1 FAN!!!!!!😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰💞💞🍼
by ab11_ July 23, 2021
Get the amber jones mug.Harrison Jones has the hottest mother ever and like to fuck one of his close friends little sisters, he also has the fattest crush on james charles
by anonymous July 27, 2021
Get the Harrison Jones mug.To spread a rumor which may not be true. Taken from Tom Segura’s anecdote about his dad and Tommy Lee Jones, where he finds out that he has incorrectly been telling people that Tommy Lee Jones is gay because Tom’s father misinformed Tom
by SteamyLugNutz August 2, 2021
Get the Out Tommy Lee Jones mug.The opposite of keeping up with The Joneses. Doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks and has rbf all the time.
by Samilah August 5, 2021
Get the The B Jones mug.Mo Jones’s are normally very abnormally large. They love a good 26 chicken selects from Mc Donalds on a Saturday evening. Mo’s have a scrambled egg like dense fat sediment running through there bodies. Occasionally the sediment clog their arteries and cause cardiac arrest and other such obesity based illnesses.
If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.
Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.
Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.
Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.
Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
Why is there no space anymore? Oh Mo Jones just walked in!
Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?
Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven
Kid: I love you mommy!!! I
Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?
Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven
Kid: I love you mommy!!! I
by Spandexbaby February 15, 2022
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