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jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot
friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure
by awesome town September 18, 2011
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Bungee Jumping

It’s like committing suicide but knowing you’ll survive and then actually surviving and coming out of it as if you just escaped death.
Hey Lucas, wanna come bungee jumping with me?

Yeah man!

Alrrrriiifgghhhtt!!
by ArnoldVonTrumpZenegger October 6, 2019
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Chump-Jump

When you get jumped from behind by a chump who wasn't brave enough (or good) enough to square up to you. So they gotta be a chump and jump you so you have no warning or defense.

CHUMP-JUMP
There's no warning or defense when you get chump-jumped from behind, that's what makes them a chump. Next time square up CHUMP if you want a W.
by SquareUp March 7, 2017
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jump

To scare girls away by trying to autistically pick them up.
- Bro he jumped four girls at Shibuya today.
- He’s an inspiration to us all.
by Olety December 18, 2018
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Jump

A term used for a group of pussy bitches and instead of fighting 1 on 1 they 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 or 10 on one🥱
by Linkskys January 19, 2021
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Jumping Walls

Jumping Walls Definition;
Jumping Walls is a figurative reference to escape from any unnecessary rule-bound environment. or to end some thing bad for you.
Could be escape from abuse or unpaid over work, a cult, toxic relationship , bad situation etc.
it can also mean to escape from a bad situation or giving up on a bad habit or addictions.
Jumped ship ... works the same way.

Jumping walls this term has been used in Lil Durk's Song titled all love
jumping walls
hey bro are you still staying at your abusive aunty's place? Answer"No bro i jumped the wall"

Our boss wants us to work overtime without over time pay. Answers; "that's it Am jumping the wall"

are you still with that cult church of yours? answer, i jumped the wall three years ago.

my girlfriend wants to be controlling our relationship with stupid rules am planning on jumping the wall.
by Virgil scott June 4, 2024
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