I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015

flaming goat

A Flaming Goat is an old gay dude crossdresser. Mostly used in the deep south in the 70's and 80's.

"Hey man, did you know Chester's grand daddy is a Flaming Goat? On Saturday night he puts on a pair of crotchless panties and a push up bra and hangs out at the bus station given' out BJ's!!"

by diknbalz October 6, 2016

Goat

Goat is not a name fo an animal but it means good of all time

If you say goat to any body it don't mean that you are talk him/her an animal you are giving him a complement

by Baba nand June 4, 2019

floaty goat

when a penis floats in a body of water (usually a bathtub)

"yeah man I was taking a bath yesterday and I had a floaty goat"

by darewe August 1, 2023

Speed Goat

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).

Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.

by CodeMan Sr. December 14, 2010

Goat

Goat, Aka Playboi Carti

"Yo have you heard the goat's new album?"
"Who is the goat?"
"Carti dumbass"

by Let me honk your horns pls October 30, 2021

Vacation Goat

One who eats and drinks whatever remains at the conclusion of a girls’ trip, similarly to how a goat will eat anything available.

We still have an entire bottle of Bacardi left and half a key lime pie; someone’s going to need to vacation goat that shit tomorrow.

by Vacation Goat June 6, 2024