Wide Body Kit

Wide body kits are a mod for sports cars. If you actually were a racer, they would be useful. However, they are primarily used by 48 year olds going though midlife crises that turn on sports mode in their cars. They are overpriced and only useful if you go above the speed limit. People don't think you're cool, they just are fucking tired of hearing golf on the radio.

"I got a Thicc Industries wide body kit for ya car!"
"Fuck off Jibick, you put airplane fuel in my Tesla and hacked my GPS to only display furry ancom porn."

by Sugoma god August 3, 2022

Total Body Evacuation

The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.

Known on twitter as #TBE

Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night

by ubd_god December 23, 2011

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

hot body

someone with crazy sexy curves, makes you wanna lick all over. mmmmm.

guy 1: have you head about leila?
guy 2: yeah brooo, heard she had a hot body
guy 1: BRO. i wanna lick her all up till she's covered with my saliva
guy 2: .... can i join.

by everyonesmommy January 28, 2020

body gravy

the combination of sweat and dust blown on you by the wind

This body gravy is nasty!

by LittleMissCutiePie April 3, 2020

lollipop body

When the top half of your body is bigger than the bottom with no booty at ALL

Ohh kqran got a lollipop body that shit looks disgusting.

by Deeznutgottibohhh July 13, 2016

Mouth Body

A make out. If sleeping with someone means you caught a “body,” then simply making out with them is a “mouth body.” A way of making your sexual interaction with a partner sound more ceremonious.

Steve: Did the boys get any action last night?

Brad: Nobody took any girls home, but John caught a sick mouth body on the dance floor.

by somethingforya June 21, 2024