'tard sitter

Someone who works at a direct care facility and helps to take care of people with developmental disabilities--especially ones with genetic cognitive disabilities. Essentially a baby sitter for retarded people.

Friend: Hey, let's go watch the game tonight!
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.

by redpillsatori July 15, 2021

Soy Tard

Defines a man who is considered to be the peek of human perfection. A Soy Tard is often a very handsome man, commonly being hit on by women. They are kind, trustworthy loyal people.

Saki: Raph is such a Soy Tard.

Raph: Aww, thanks Saki.

by FireNova June 03, 2021

Ro-Tard

A Ro-Tard is a Robloxian or a ROBLOX character who loves to ask for free handouts, or promotions in groups especially!!

ROBLOX Probationary Firefighter 1: Hey Chief, can I haz some ROBUX!?

Chief: NO!

ROBLOX Probationary Firefighter 2: Hey Chief can I become Fire Chief!?

Chief: No you Ro-Tard earn it yourself!

by AussieAus_RBLX December 19, 2018

Ro-Tard

Being a Noob Who doesn't listen to reasoning and or makes lies to support his false beliefs, Specifically on Roblox.

Go away Ro-tard stop lying before I come to your house.

by Roboblox November 08, 2019

Lobby Tard

A Lobby Tard is someone who works in the lobby at the McDonald's, cleaning tables etc.

A way of evalulating your life "Hey, your job could be worse - you could always be a lobby tard!"

"You could always find work as a lobby tard!"

"They had no jobs? Not even as a Lobby Tard?"

by SITS07 July 05, 2009

Tard cake

The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.

Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.

by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015

R-tard

A more immature version of the word retard; Calling someone a retard.

A: If we're being honest, you're a r-tard.
B: Hey! I'm not sped!
A: That's what a retard would say.

by Gack 2119 April 03, 2023