lumpy taco

When a man with testicular warts fucks a Mexican girl

I gave this girl a lumpy taco last night.

by oldboyman July 25, 2015

Cod taco

A person who is worse than a douch bag

"That guy in the man bun looks like a cod taco"

"Alex Rodriguez is such a cod taco"

by Hazel and moe July 1, 2017

Glossy Taco

Glossy Taco: a clear coat of nail polish top coat designed to give nails a glossy finish. It is popularized by YouTube personality Cristine from the channel SimplyNailogical. She refers to all polish top coats as "tacos." She made a videos applying 100 layers of "glossy tacos" and ruined YouTube.
See: glossy top coat

"Cristine from SimplyNailogical uses a glossy taco to make her holographic designs show better on her nails."
"....glossy taco? Wut?"
"It is a slang term for glossy top coat. I can't say it properly anymore."

"I love this color, now all it needs is a glossy taco!"

by Susieecool April 18, 2018

taco lemur

A very small and hairy mexican, generally with a high and squeaky voice.

Yo man, did you see that taco lemur? Man, he was tiny!

by Ding_Dong_Long_Schlong December 12, 2016

Taco Surprise

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.

"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"

by Rad Chad April 24, 2014

Glossy taco

Glossy taco- A nail top coat but it’s cool cause it has taco in it and everyone loves tacos

Don’t forget your Glossy taco girl!

by Emma09 April 5, 2019

Glossy Taco

A glossy top coat, this is a word that the YouTuber Simply Nailogical made up.

After your done with your nails you put on a nice glossy taco.

by E~breezytt5 August 14, 2017