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I am me my name is Stone.
by dingdongdinosaur February 4, 2024
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Atlas Stoning

A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.

Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone
"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."

"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."
by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025
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Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.
"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."
by showerfart69 August 19, 2013
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Stone Woods

by Fishy ass kid October 19, 2019
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Stoned Tucker

Bill Maher, these days pushing anti-vax contrarian nonsense, has morphed into literally any Fixed Noise presenter high on the gonja. "Stoned Tucker Carlson" if you will.
by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2024
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Ghost Stoned

When you are so stoned you see dead people, people of your passed, and a ghost like being.
Dude I got ghost stoned last night and my dead granny came in and everything got fucked up.
by Bad weather August 29, 2017
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Stone cluck rulya

Balls up panties down tits out stone cluck rulya
by Scullynuts May 25, 2019
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