salty

A person who's salty gets annoyed at the slightest things. They express their annoyances aggressively and persistently.

The enemies of a salty person are sodium bombs, dragons, and trolls.
The allies of a salty person are relaxing activities such as practicing music, or going for long walks on the beach.

Troll: Man you are so salty.
Salty: I am not salty! You need to stop saying I'm salty because it's wrong!

Troll: You prove my point.

by Turducken_Burger April 21, 2017

salty

Basically CharaIsGod

wOW! you should stop being like CharaIsGod, you're so salty!

by Toucan - Sama August 23, 2016

salty mcnown

The art of crushing potato chips on to a sexual mates anus and gobbling them up.

Oh yeah. Shes into some weird stuff she wanted to Salty McNown with sour cream and onion

by DAT BOII PICKLEAS November 18, 2019

salty

/ˈsôltē / adj.
1. A characteristic of one who has just been offended and metaphorically has cried, leaving the salt of their tears on their face.
2. A revengeful attitude

Jim: F**k! I can't believe I lost again! It was definitely the fault of this controller!
Bill: Stay salty bro! Aha!

by CountViktor February 28, 2017

salty tomato

A girl/guy whoms face gets very red and gets salty over the nickname salty tomato

Dang that girl is a salty tomato

by Cupcake hoe May 29, 2017

The Salty Paul Rudd

When the sex is so bad you have no choice but to throw a hot Venti Starbucks coffee at your partners vagina

I think I’ll give my sister The Salty Paul Rudd tonight

by Not_jewish21 February 10, 2019

Salty Washcloth

When a man or woman lets their pubic hair grow so far out that excretions absorb into it as they urinate.

John: "So you didn't finish her off?"

Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."

by ShinDiz May 9, 2025